It takes 5 minutes and breaking a sweat to get comfortable on the couch.
You can get to the bathroom in the middle of the night without opening your eyes.
You have to pee every single time you stand up.
You have perfected the art of picking things up with your toes, because you can no longer bend over.
You can get to the bathroom in the middle of the night without opening your eyes.
You have to pee every single time you stand up.
You have perfected the art of picking things up with your toes, because you can no longer bend over.
You walk duck footed.
Turning from one side to another in bed is a 10 step process
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